February 2010
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"Black Eyed Peas"
isn’t a very futuristic name for them being so god damn futuristic all the time.
January 2010
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Every night from now on, I will dedicate my...
tacopenis:
I will listen to a blink song of your choice while I do the dark deed as well.
You know, this is pretty gross.
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dsfincannon:
cocomartinez:
dsfincannon:
Why did you say “Dislike” on that dog story? I don’t believe in god, but seriously. The girl was 4. Just because you don’t believe in god, you shouldn’t just rain on someones parade like that. SHE IS FOUR YEARS OLD.
My bad. I didn’t realize there was an age where it was ok to lie to your child…
You’re going to sit there and honestly say you’ve...
To my 30 new followers
kendalloh:
I am Kendall.
and I post anything that comes to mind.
You are already my favorite.
NEWS: The Nightman Cometh LIVE Haiti Benifit
itsalwayssunny:
One night only!
February 12 — Los Angeles, CA
Tickets go on sale tomorrow at 10am on Live Nation!
*CORRECTION* Sorry guys, tickets actually go on sale this THURSDAY at 10am.
I got tickets to this, dawgs!
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fmylife:
Today, I went to the grocery store, and I realized that all I bought was cat food and $30 worth of protein bars. Yes, I have become THAT single woman. FML
Totes me.
We all look great with a mask on our face.
Conan is fucking guitar soloing his way out of the...
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So, I did well on my econ exam
But I could’ve done better and I feel like a sack of shit.
Atleast it’s good to know I have drive somewhere in me.
fmylife:
Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML
Haaaaaaaaaaa!
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I have these moments where I'm incredibly inspired...
I’m terrified of living a normal life. I can be so much more than I am.
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fmylife:
Today, I was in the line at Chipotle and noticed a very attractive lady in her mid 20’s. I deliberately took the table next to her and her friend and happened to overhear what they were talking about. They were both discussing how much diarrhea they were going to have when they got home. FML
Fuck yeah, classy ladies.
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where the fuck is my cat?
it’s time for bed.
and that includes cuddles.
pantheraleo:
justafriend:
pantheraleo:
justafriend answered your question: Who else wants a sculpey pokemon?
do you do chinpokomons?
I’ll do anything once. But I’ll need to know what that is first.
I was keeding. It’s from South Park.
oh :( i got excited
Ah! In that case… I want a…. Snorlax!
pantheraleo:
justafriend answered your question: Who else wants a sculpey pokemon?
do you do chinpokomons?
I’ll do anything once. But I’ll need to know what that is first.
I was keeding. It’s from South Park.
I'm coming out to my mom
thomthehero:
reprisemylove:
thomthehero:
tomorrow.
good for you :)
:D I honestly hope it goes well. I’m not saying that she’ll react well, but I just want to get it out of my system.
goodluck :) you can do it.
who took away my precious 50?
WHO DARE UNFOLLOW THY TUMBLR?
I'm disappointed Tumblr. Bear all the way.
pantheraleo:
justafriend:
pantheraleo:
(via tacopenis)
EXACTLY
tru luv <3
I wuz gun say dat.
bear or tru luv?
BEARS. ALL. THE. WAY.