January 2010
yo yo yo whaddup, ax me a question?
for reals.
http://www.formspring.me/justafriend
December 2009
Why aren't there any Walmarts in Iraq?
laurenemilyy:
lesson9:
passivelypensive:
writingreen:
because there’s a Target on every corner.
I'm awake and bored.
Why don’t they have a 24-hour Barnes and Noble?
WatchThis is so heart-breaking, when Jim cries.
“I’m Jim Halpert… falalala, little comment… ennhh”
I joined the club.
formspring.me
where my seinfeld fans at?
“Vandelay, say Vandelay Industries!”
sitting on an exercise ball to counteract hours of...
this will work right?
Jacqui.
mishellfishh: so do you really haaaaate going to the movies?
mishellfishh: because my mom does, too.
mishellfishh: i find it unbelievable
zebraskiin: YES
zebraskiin: hate it
mishellfishh: explain
zebraskiin: for several reasons:
zebraskiin: running into annoying people
zebraskiin: being near black people
zebraskiin: not hearing the movie because people are rude
mishellfishh: hahahahahaha
zebraskiin: it's toooo fucking loud. i don't like anything loud
mishellfishh: being near black people
zebraskiin: and it's overpriced
zebraskiin: hahhaa
zebraskiin: fuck black people
mishellfishh: those are very just reasons
mishellfishh: but I just loooove goin
zebraskiin: god i hate it
zebraskiin: i don'tk now why you like it
zebraskiin: you can just wait, like, 4 months and you can rent it or buy it and watch it on your own time far away from black people
mishellfishh: maybe if you buy me a tv the size of a theatre screen, i wont go anymore
mishellfishh: hahahahaha oh my god
mishellfishh: i forgot how funny you are
zebraskiin: hahahha
zebraskiin: HOW COULD YOU FORGET?
zebraskiin: FOOLISH MORTAL
mishellfishh: HAHAHAHAHA
My Christmas Presents
Cash money $315 (My dad always gives me $200 in ALL ones, shits ridiculous)
MPD18 Compact Pad Controller
FL Studio 9
Candles
Frosting Bags and Tips
$75 Barnes and Noble Gift Cards (total)
Lotion
4 Shirts
2 Sweaters
Like, 7 pairs of underwear (thanks to my sister)
Pajama pants
Batteries (I don’t know, they’re useful)
Subway Gift Card $10
Cake Decorating Book from 1985
...
WatchSNL Digital Short: Andy’s Dad
I’m done for now.
WatchSNL Digital Short: The Japanese Office
WatchSNL Digital Short: Space Olympics
WatchSNL Digital Short: Motherlovers
I BIT DOWN ON MY FORK AND CHIPPED MY TOOTH!!
rawryourlife:
FUUUUUUU
scarred for life. welcome the nightmares.