February 2012
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My brother said Five Guys was better than In N Out… no wonder he moved to Arizona because he does not belong in Californ-i-a.
mushroooms:
dumb americans who complain about dumb americans
fuckin, like, americans man..
yeee Petrillos yeeeeeee
there is so much good tv on netflix I don’t know what to watch. and everything I want to watch I’ve already seen a hundred times, so I never know which episode to pick.
first. world. prawblems.
so operation “being an old person” totally worked. my street is cuh-lear.
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vintage-riot:
American Boy- Estelle feat. Kanye...
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nospacesnocaps replied to your post: Oh god I’m an old person now. Almost every fucking…
Slash their tires and plant coke in the glove box Get creative!
if I could get coke I would probably just get high and then do some crazy stuff.
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Oh god I’m an old person now. Almost every fucking night these assholes park their cars on my street and jay walk (with their kids) to go play sports. Not only is that rude, it’s like the busiest street ever and so fucking dangerous to cross. They take up the entire street and leave no room for anyone to park. So, being the old person that I am, I left notes on all their cars warning...
Why are you following me?
Put one reason in my ask pretty please
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so my dog got into my mom’s purse and ate one of her edibles and oh my god he is sooooo high. His face just looks so stoned and he can’t even move. Whenever he lifts his head it just wobbles hahaha poor thing but it’s his own damn fault.
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